'Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.'ġ3.
'Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.'ġ2. 'Baby, you’re so hot, you make the Equator look like the North Pole.'ġ1. 'I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.'ġ0. 'You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.'ĩ. 'If you were a flower you’d be a damn-delion.'Ĩ. 'Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.'ħ. 'Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.'Ħ. 'Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?'Ĥ. If you're trying to turn someone on and make them laugh, then try out some of these funny lines:ġ. Funny horny pick-up lines and compliments Of course, please remember that this kind of approach isn't everyone's cup of tea.
So, whether you're trying to let that person you fancy know that you're interested, or you're trying to turn on the person you're speaking to, or simply get laid, these are some of the dirtiest and funniest horny af pick-up lines and compliments. Meeting new potential dates, or even keeping the spark alive with someone you've been seeing for a while, can be tricky sometimes.
Listen: we all need a bit of help every now and then when it comes to flirting.